Resolution, by Don Tassone

“So are you making any New Year’s resolutions?”
“Nope.”
“None at all?”
“Nope.”
“Why?”
“Because I can never keep them and, when I don’t, I get frustrated.”
“I see.”
“How about you?”
“Well, I’ve made one.”
“What is it?”
“It’s no big deal, really.”
“Come on. No, wait. Let me guess.”
“Okay.”
“Lose weight.”
“No.”
“Eat healthier?”
“No.”
“Exercise more?”
“No.”
“New job?”
“No.”
“Raise?”
“No.”
“New car?”
“No.”
“Bigger house?”
“No.”
“Save money?”
“No.”
“Travel?”
“No.”
“Take up golf?”
“No.”
“Learn a new language?”
“No.”
“I give up. What is it?”
“To be more content with what I have.”