Jack, on his ninth pint, will moderate his drinking.
Marge, lighting up a Marlboro, is going to quit smoking.
Hilary, chomping on pizza, will go on a diet.
Martin and Harry, knocking back tequila shots, are going to get fit.
David, ogling the bimbos at the bar, will be faithful to his wife.
Colleen and Alan, babysitter hired, dancing as if they’re still eighteen, will spend more quality time with the kids.
It’s past midnight, so technically their resolutions are already broken.
Yes, overall they’re a sorry crew.
But before you scorn them – think, which one of them are you?
Marge, lighting up a Marlboro, is going to quit smoking.
Hilary, chomping on pizza, will go on a diet.
Martin and Harry, knocking back tequila shots, are going to get fit.
David, ogling the bimbos at the bar, will be faithful to his wife.
Colleen and Alan, babysitter hired, dancing as if they’re still eighteen, will spend more quality time with the kids.
It’s past midnight, so technically their resolutions are already broken.
Yes, overall they’re a sorry crew.
But before you scorn them – think, which one of them are you?
