“You mean, they look like you.” Patty, his bratty six-year-old sister, smirked.
Ted looked her in the eye. “Well, maybe you’d like a few of these bugs ... in your mouth!” He quickly scooped up a handful of bugs and held them over his sister.
But to his astonishment, the bugs went racing back down his arm, towards his face. “Never use us for this purpose!” he could hear them say.
Revenge isn’t always sweet. “I’m done for,” Ted thought glumly.