Sally Tompkins discovered about the vagaries of journalism the hard way. For years, the Daily Scum had encouraged her to write tastelessly offensive copy that stupid readers would pay equally stupid money to read. Recently, she’d outraged everyone by conducting an Twitter survey inviting readers to nominate ‘people fat enough to cause earthquakes’.
Next day, her editor announced that her column would cease henceforth.
“What’ll I do for a job?” Tompkins wailed.
“Oh, don’t worry, Sally. We’re conducting a readers’ poll – they can choose how we kill you.”
Ten days later, Tompkins was slowly disembowelled live online. Readers loved it.
If this means nothing to you, here's a link to 'Katie Hopkins':
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/703759/Police-report-Katie-Hopkins-Twitter-over-her-poll-about-Camber-Sands-deaths
Next day, her editor announced that her column would cease henceforth.
“What’ll I do for a job?” Tompkins wailed.
“Oh, don’t worry, Sally. We’re conducting a readers’ poll – they can choose how we kill you.”
Ten days later, Tompkins was slowly disembowelled live online. Readers loved it.
If this means nothing to you, here's a link to 'Katie Hopkins':
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/703759/Police-report-Katie-Hopkins-Twitter-over-her-poll-about-Camber-Sands-deaths
