Next day, her editor announced that her column would cease henceforth.
“What’ll I do for a job?” Tompkins wailed.
“Oh, don’t worry, Sally. We’re conducting a readers’ poll – they can choose how we kill you.”
Ten days later, Tompkins was slowly disembowelled live online. Readers loved it.
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