The world wasn’t sure what they’d done, but there’s nothing like a gagging order to stir up feverish interest. Across the globe, people scoured search engines, which drew curious blanks. The couple had managed to gag Google too.
At 4pm, Judge Judy appeared, a piece of paper in hand.
“Matt Megastar and Roland Rich,” she said, “are the couple in question.”
And the scandal? Nothing to do with sex OR taxes, but a mystery yet.