Albert, George, Harry and Ted stretched out on the beach.
"Bootiful day," Ted said. "Bootiful day," George agreed. Not to be outdone, Albert and Harry added that it was a 'Bootiful day'.
After a pause, Harry said, "Some business this in the Balkans. Some business." George, Albert and Ted all agreed it was "Some business".
Some golfers were playing up on the headland, and George, who'd once been a professional golfer, reckoned they were quite good. Then they discussed the quality of fish, the recent cold weather, then the length of Albert's whiskers.
Then it was time for another swim.