I think that’s how I become the life of the party.
We’ve all met them – women who think they’re smarter than anyone else, who find an argument with every topic, even rashes. When I spot one, I carefully retreat behind an extra-large person to avoid conversation. Somehow, I end up stuck with her, and the only thing that saves me is guzzling my wine and excusing myself for a refill. Before the night is over, this woman begins to sound like a rap song inside my head, and I start dancing with myself and soon I forget she’s even there.
I think that’s how I become the life of the party.
Sue Clayton
13/5/2023 06:01:04 am
Guzzle more wine party girl, and make the rapper think you're smarter than she is, but not that you're smarter that everyone else.
Dee Lorraine
13/5/2023 12:19:25 pm
You made me smile imagining this scene. Thanks, Libby.
Ian Willey
13/5/2023 11:11:08 pm
Love this one! Being a man it's something I could never write.
Kim Favors
14/5/2023 02:53:16 am
Change genders -- men for women and him for her -- and it's still a fun read!
Marjan Sierhuis
14/5/2023 06:31:53 pm
Thank you for treating us to this 😊 delightful story.
David Milner
15/5/2023 10:20:19 am
A craft hundred worder, and I shall pay heed. Comments are closed.
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