Snake Eyes, by Amy Friedman

Why you rolling them dice?
Lookin for snake eyes.
Snake eyes?
Yeah, when the dice come up with a one on each one.
Does it gotta be facing up?
Yeah. Don’t work if it’s on a side.
How many you got so far?
Ain’t got it yet.
You gonna keep rollin till it comes up?
Yeah.
Snake’s lookin at you when them dice come up. Bad luck.
Shut up, dickface.
Yer the dickface, Wastin yer time, rollin dice.
S’my dice, my time. Go play wit yerself.
Rather play wit some dice. Wanna roll double or nuthin?
Git out.
I’m gittin.