To Staff
Wednesday Wannabe Writers:
I have never won this contest even through my work is good. Its that stupid Godfrey. He always picks his fiends. Everybody knows its a click. Writers don’t proofread! Its ridiculist. I bet Shakespeare never used spell check.
Dear Mr. Steinberg:
Your 100-word story, “Grapes of Wrath,” has potential, but we feel it lacks originality. At WWW, we strive for the highest publishing standards. Therefore, by mutuel agreement, we encourage you to pursue another publisher—or a catchier title. Please stop visiting our websight. All the best in your writing endeavers. Happy holidays.
The Editers
Wednesday Wannabe Writers:
I have never won this contest even through my work is good. Its that stupid Godfrey. He always picks his fiends. Everybody knows its a click. Writers don’t proofread! Its ridiculist. I bet Shakespeare never used spell check.
Dear Mr. Steinberg:
Your 100-word story, “Grapes of Wrath,” has potential, but we feel it lacks originality. At WWW, we strive for the highest publishing standards. Therefore, by mutuel agreement, we encourage you to pursue another publisher—or a catchier title. Please stop visiting our websight. All the best in your writing endeavers. Happy holidays.
The Editers
