Count to ten. She’s not worth it. Just here for the diving board.
"I mean, you are ridiculously short, isn't she girls?"
"So short, Bethany."
"And fat. No offense but with your orange hair and green swimsuit you're literally like one of those guys in the chocolate factory. What do you call them?"
I walk back to her. "Augustus Gloop?"
"No, silly. He was the spoilt one who was pushed into the aaaaaaah."
Splash.