Now it was time for the winner to take office. But Whoopie sat resolute behind his desk with the door locked.
“Governor Whoopie, open this door!”
“Never!” Whoopie bellowed.
The police unlocked the door and stepped inside.
Whoopie tried to stand up on his chair, but it wobbled, and he squatted down.
But he wouldn’t budge, so four cops picked up the chair with Whoopie squatting on it, mumbling something about an elephant, and hauled him off to a paddy wagon.