"Best job in all the Universe, up here reporting back on the planets and by some miracle we land the pretty blue one! Checking back over the records for the past million millennium though, the Earth has changed so much, should we tell someone?" entity one inquired.
"Well, technically it's still changing," entity two responded, "which means it could start to improve, if we tell them, they'll push that bang button and we'll be relocated. There isn't many good planets left, the ones with 'thinking creatures' never last long."
"Well, technically it's still changing," entity two responded, "which means it could start to improve, if we tell them, they'll push that bang button and we'll be relocated. There isn't many good planets left, the ones with 'thinking creatures' never last long."
