Just let me show you how this little gem works!
Thank you, no.
This handy dandy device will chop, slice, shred, and grate anything and everything.
No, thank you! I don’t want it.
But let me give you a demonstration!
I don’t want a demonstration. I’m really not interested.
That’s what everybody says until they see this little gizmo in action. Look at this … and this … and this.
No, no, and no! I won’t buy it under any circumstances!
But wait! There’s more!