C- “You would not say that if you knew”
T- “What in redwood are you talking about?”
C- “No one farts on you”
T- “hehe, I get the aroma of steak and potatoes”
C- “That's not all, they got kinky with a scarf and knotted it around me”
T- “Pffft, I had it worse if you know what I mean”
C- “Uh ok, but if you had to put up with arse's all day”
T- “Sucks to be you”