Date: December 28, 2017
An Army squad responded to a report of a fast flying craft in the skies above the desert near Blanding, Utah. At the scene, they found a large circular spaceship. When they approached, several small aliens emerged.
Since the beings demonstrated no hostile actions, the soldiers tried to communicate. Through a machine, the aliens spoke in English and said, “Take us to your leader.”
The stunned Captain in charge replied, “We can’t let you see the President.”
The aliens paused and conferred, then they said, “You misunderstand. We want to meet Oprah.