“Yes, you always need a lot to get a decent colour. The whole bottle will do the job. Keep rubbing it in.”
Teenage girl 2 eyed the product suspiciously. It didn't half stink. Still, a holiday tan was a holiday tan. Guaranteed to knock a half-stone off one visually AND attract the attention of hot lads.
Half an hour later, teenage girls 1 and 2 regarded each other with horror. Bronzed beauties they were not. Tangerine, they most definitely were. Whose stupid idea was it to use Cuprinol?
Pic thanks to flickr.