At ten o'clock on Wednesday 2nd July, the LinkedIn Board of Directors began its monthly meeting. Sitting smugly round the table, each looked forward to lunch afterwards in the city's most expensive restaurant. None had noticed the curious boots directly beneath their chairs.
Precisely four minutes later, the boots exploded. Each of the seven directors shot over two feet into the air.
Apart from damaged pride and some bruising to their backsides, their were no injuries. According to the police, the attack bore all the hallmarks of FFFALI*. That, and the fact that the message claiming responsibility was in Scots.
*Friday Flash Fiction Against LinkedIn
Precisely four minutes later, the boots exploded. Each of the seven directors shot over two feet into the air.
Apart from damaged pride and some bruising to their backsides, their were no injuries. According to the police, the attack bore all the hallmarks of FFFALI*. That, and the fact that the message claiming responsibility was in Scots.
*Friday Flash Fiction Against LinkedIn
