Texting for Seniors, by Tom Baldwin

‘Do you know how to send texts from your phone, Granny?’

‘Not really, Patsy.’

‘It’s quite easy. I’ll show you.’ Patsy carefully demonstrated the process and sent a text to her grandmother.

‘I think I understand, but what are all these initials, like ATM and ILY?’

‘They’re abbreviations of At The Moment, and I Love You, to save time typing. Now you send me one.’ Patsy’s grandmother laboriously sent her a text.

‘Well done, Granny! But what does JAFA stand for?’

‘Just Another Acronym.’

‘But what about the F?’

Her grandmother’s eyes twinkled, and Patsy blushed.