“They take everything off?” Mary asked.
“Everything,” Sue said.
“You adjust quickly,” Joe added.
Mary read the sign. “Ultimate Nudist Camp?”
“The new owners renamed it,” Joe said. “We were unsure but it brings such freedom.”
“But … my penis …” Alan stammered.
“Their nudism is completely non-sexual. No erections here,” Sue said, getting out and undressing.
Alan and Mary stared at the nudists - there were no men, women, boys, or girls - all were blank.
“Come,” a naked Joe said, minus clothes and privates alike, “let us set you free."