“Time for a stretch, Kel” I said, stepping behind her.
I wrapped my left leg around her left leg and my right arm around her right arm, causing her to lean to her left, exposing her ribcage.
Squirming and tapping her free, bare foot on the mat, she cried, “Ow! Let me go!”
Looking down at her, I intoned, “Next time, young Filipina, show this old-time wrestler the proper respect!”
I threw her face-first onto the mat and glowered at the rest of my students