With lips that looked like a pair of hernias on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Jill knew her quest for eternal youth had blown up in her face but now she worried about daughter Lisa, over at Best Buy Bodies undergoing her Sweet Sixteen Destiny Dowry. Laws now required girls to receive one pair of 36C implants and one facial resemblance to either Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus. Most girls wanted Selena since stats proved the nonwhite status insured a brighter future but the real threat was that unpredictable glitch in software that left a girl half and half.
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