"Sometimes while golfing (I’ve played all my life), I hope for a miracle like this..."
Troy smiled. “Please give this tournament a chance.” Jimmy rolled his eyes, looking to the green.
The golfer was preparing to putt. He struck the ball, and the crowd murmured as the ball went off-course.
But then the left side of the green rose up, and a bizarre creature emerged! With five eyes and four arms, it gyrated and laughed goofily. The crowd gasped. “Into the hole, you go!” the creature demanded. The ball obeyed, dropping into the cup. Thunderous applause followed.
Jimmy grinned. “I want golf clubs!”