Four attempts at self-hanging. Got a friend to stick him in the thigh with a knife so he'd bleed out but the guy missed his artery. Had his girlfriend to do a random bleed on his car brakes but the car was squeezed so tight between two others he couldn't even get it on the road.
This year he still had three days to make things right so he went to confession.
"What's it gonna be this year?" the priest grumbled.
"Buried alive?"
"Sealed casket?"
"Might just work."
“Pray for me.”
“Miracles can happen.”
BLACK PANTHER ESCAPES ZOO, KILLS LOCAL!!
This year he still had three days to make things right so he went to confession.
"What's it gonna be this year?" the priest grumbled.
"Buried alive?"
"Sealed casket?"
"Might just work."
“Pray for me.”
“Miracles can happen.”
BLACK PANTHER ESCAPES ZOO, KILLS LOCAL!!
