The Broken Record, by Gordon Lawrie
Crisis? What crisis? We're the best prepared country in the world for any crisis... no country is as prepared for any crisis as we are... I should know, I'm the best person in the world at dealing with a crisis... people tell me all the time that I'm great in a crisis... I can perform miracles... no one has ever performed as many miracles... I hold the record for performing miracles... people talk about a guy a couple of thousand years ago but I beat his record... everyone knows I'm the best stone-roller in the world... I hold the record...
21/3/2020 12:01:17 am
I can't begin to understand what you might be referring to, Jim. I can assure you it's complete fiction.
21/3/2020 02:38:23 am
I think your 'fiction' Trumps everyday life. Are you certain it was George Wallace? It sounds very contemporary.
21/3/2020 01:41:51 pm
These days you can't be sure, Mary. No one seems to be able to provide definitive evidence that Trump did, although the right-wing half of the US social media machine is currently in full-scale denial mode... which to me sounds like "methinks they doth protest too much".
31/3/2020 10:46:55 pm
I especially love the title -- The Broken Record. Truer words were never spoken. Must be fake news.
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