"Cats are gods of luck, and I free them from rich people. I used to be a rich kid, but I lost my luck. Now, I rescue cats to increase my chances. Luck’s a beautiful thing."
"Officer Bently, have some more water. Cat burglary is thirsty work. I put cats to sleep with catnip and milk powder in water before I liberate them."
"Oh, you look ill, Bently. Security Guards deserve naps, too. Shhh! I'll let myself out with your keys. Don't worry, I always land on my feet."
"Perfect!"