"What is it?" she asked, alarmed.
He leaned forward, squinting. "I don't know. I caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of my eye. Whirring wings, young, naked girl. Something weird. I don't know."
Suddenly his wife stiffened, then vanished with a "Poof!"
He rushed over, patted the cushion where she was sitting only moments before, found a 20-dollar gold piece on a note which said: "Sorry to take your wife, but I need her more than you do. The Wife Fairy."