Mutinous whispers were heard on the streets. “The end is nigh - life as we know it will fail!” Terror gripped the north-bank.
Chaos on the borders was promised as fighting talk was heard. But new allies admitted they had been ‘shafted’ too. Anger flooded through the continent.
Were we on the brink of war? No, just European politicians and merchant bankers whining at the British people’s decision to leave the European Union.
But tomorrow, the sun will rise and we will still be Great Britain.