Six months into Cara’s marriage, she bought symphony tickets for Valentine’s Day. Her husband had taken her to the symphony on their first date, and the thought made her smile.
Unfortunately, husband was being His Royal Babyness. He wanted a tangible, gift-wrapped item for Vday, and made sure the message was loud and clear. Cara didn’t like his little fits, but shrugged this one off.
In the window of a local tobacconist, Cara spotted just the thing: a two-foot-long shoehorn with a dog’s head at the top. Elegant, amusing and useful. Rather delightful, really.
Her soul mate would love it.
Unfortunately, husband was being His Royal Babyness. He wanted a tangible, gift-wrapped item for Vday, and made sure the message was loud and clear. Cara didn’t like his little fits, but shrugged this one off.
In the window of a local tobacconist, Cara spotted just the thing: a two-foot-long shoehorn with a dog’s head at the top. Elegant, amusing and useful. Rather delightful, really.
Her soul mate would love it.
