“I thought I told you not to tell anyone about my triple-bypass, Larry. That’s private.”
“Oh, sorry, Mel. I thought it was common knowledge.”
The next day, Mel found out that Larry spread rumors that he’s having marital problems.
Mel was furious.
Dave, another notorious gossip, asked Mel if it were true that Larry had erectile dysfunction.
Mel pondered the tantalizing question for a moment but knew that revenge wouldn’t be sweet.