From world leaders (and planet leaders), to mathematicians, dragons, Wikipedia authors and more – their only commonality was their diversity and, some might say, their ineptitude.
A little-known fact was that Alice’s cat was also a Pluto University alumna. His own particular talents had been cultivated and nurtured by that veritable institution. Talking, Tao-ism and terrorism were not skills common to cats, and Pluto University’s PR department often used him in its prospectus.
Currently, the cat waiting list exceeded all expectations.
Earth’s security hung in the balance.