Bond had his hand on his gun just in case, since this interviewee looked suspicious. “So, you say you’ve lived through a life of hardships?” he asked.
His subject confirmed.
“And you’ve decapitated innocent living beings, just because that’s who you are?”
“Wow. Sounds like you’ve been though some tough stuff,” Bond said, reviewing the résumé on his desk. “Chased dogs; destroyed mice; loved owner.”
“Congratulations, Alice’s cat. Welcome aboard as my new personal assistant.”