I would like to wish all of you a Merry Christmas. You don’t hear about me very often, but let me introduce myself. My name is Rory, and I am one of Santa’s latest recruits.
This year Santa has placed me on his naughty list. Why? It may have something to do with that mischievous glint in my eyes. Whenever it appears, he knows, I have been up to no good. Although, this time he is mistaken. Therefore, I am throwing a pity party, and you are all invited.
Looking forward to seeing you.