After I was cremated, Janet and Susan drove out to the Guadalupe River. Susan said I'd probably have to come back as a rodent, but Janet said, "No, silly, he's just a bunch of cold ashes now." They were both wrong because I'm a ghost that has to live in Janet's garden shed.
They went out on a bridge and dumped my ashes, and then they drove to a little restaurant for brunch. "The last of Ralph," Janet quipped as she sprinkled pepper on her eggs. They shared a chuckle and turned their talk to the latest gossip about Hilary Clinton.
They went out on a bridge and dumped my ashes, and then they drove to a little restaurant for brunch. "The last of Ralph," Janet quipped as she sprinkled pepper on her eggs. They shared a chuckle and turned their talk to the latest gossip about Hilary Clinton.
