“Jury, have you reached a verdict?”
“Yes.” The paper was delivered.
“Your sentence, for your heinous crime, is to be buried alive. Your sentence will take effect tomorrow at 9 p.m.”
“WHAT? What I did wasn’t THAT bad.”
“Are you accusing a judge of delivering an unjust punishment?”
“Well, yeah! What am I supposed to think?”
“Perhaps that this action will cause you to see the negative effects of your actions?”
“But this is so extreme. Not to mention a total shock.”
“Well, there is one other option.”
“Name it!”
“We could send you on a lifelong expedition to Pluto.”
“Yes.” The paper was delivered.
“Your sentence, for your heinous crime, is to be buried alive. Your sentence will take effect tomorrow at 9 p.m.”
“WHAT? What I did wasn’t THAT bad.”
“Are you accusing a judge of delivering an unjust punishment?”
“Well, yeah! What am I supposed to think?”
“Perhaps that this action will cause you to see the negative effects of your actions?”
“But this is so extreme. Not to mention a total shock.”
“Well, there is one other option.”
“Name it!”
“We could send you on a lifelong expedition to Pluto.”
