“Roy, it’s over. You’re married – and you’re my minister.”
“Joyce, we can be together.”
“It’s too risky. The church secretary caught us four years ago.”
“But Sheila was murdered.”
“Poor woman. They never found out who did it.”
“I told Mrs. Farnsworth that Sheila was trying to seduce me.”
“What? She worships you, but she’s 65!”
“She’s obsessed with me. Today I told her my wife was cheating on me.”
Roy’s cell phone rings.
“Yes, it’s Reverend Martin. “What?! My wife has been shot?”