The execution of four citizens for political incorrectness profoundly affected the entire nation. Immediately, millions of names were altered by deed poll, and language, pronouns, even sexual manners changed overnight.
The following weekend, Jamie, Lindsay, Evelyn, Chris, Sandy and Lee all hit town. They passed a busker covering Mx Cash’s ‘A Person Named Sue’. At least they could all go to the toilet together. Moreover, before setting off they’d signed the standard countersigned sex-contract agreement – albeit that would leave Evelyn alone.
It worked out fine. In no time Evelyn was in the arms of a new friend, Dana. People adjust.
The following weekend, Jamie, Lindsay, Evelyn, Chris, Sandy and Lee all hit town. They passed a busker covering Mx Cash’s ‘A Person Named Sue’. At least they could all go to the toilet together. Moreover, before setting off they’d signed the standard countersigned sex-contract agreement – albeit that would leave Evelyn alone.
It worked out fine. In no time Evelyn was in the arms of a new friend, Dana. People adjust.
