“Delia, you’re getting married?!” said Sandy.
“Yes. Roy and I were computer matched.”
“Does that really work?”
“We’ll soon find out. The wedding is set for next week, and you’re invited.”
The ceremony goes off without a hitch, and the couple honeymoons in Hawaii. When the newlyweds return, Delia again meets her friend for lunch.
“How’s the bride?”
“Disillusioned.”
“Already? Give him a chance.”
“There aren’t enough chances in the world.”
“Did you complain to the computer matching service?”
“Yes.”
“What did they say?”
“They told me to put him into the recycle bin.”
“And …?”
“Then they emptied it.”
“Yes. Roy and I were computer matched.”
“Does that really work?”
“We’ll soon find out. The wedding is set for next week, and you’re invited.”
The ceremony goes off without a hitch, and the couple honeymoons in Hawaii. When the newlyweds return, Delia again meets her friend for lunch.
“How’s the bride?”
“Disillusioned.”
“Already? Give him a chance.”
“There aren’t enough chances in the world.”
“Did you complain to the computer matching service?”
“Yes.”
“What did they say?”
“They told me to put him into the recycle bin.”
“And …?”
“Then they emptied it.”
