“I’d really expected something quite different.”
“But a major golf tournament, and on another planet – even a dwarf planet!”
“That was my thought originally. But now, it looks like we’ll be here forever. I don’t think this tourney will EVER end.”
“It’s slow to be sure, and they do have to start the tee-offs over and over again. But you must admit the putting is anything but boring. In fact, it’s unique.”
“It’s unique if they complete the putts at all!”
“Well, who knew Plutonians like to eat golfballs?