Wanted: young, enthusiastic IT-literate staff. Successful applicants must demonstrate a good grasp of world geography, manage stock effectively and respond quickly to commands. Above all, successful candidates must be able to fly drones quickly and with a high degree of accuracy at night, and manoeuvre drones vertically up and down chimneys at high speeds.
Zero hours contract. Red fur-lined uniforms provided. Staff will be expected to work intensively in the hours of darkness on the 25th December each year. Holiday entitlement: 364 working days.
Apply: Amazon Santa Enterprises. Applicants over the age of 300 will not be considered.