Mendel checked his watch, called an Uber and, in five-minutes, he was on his way to a Slightly Stoopid concert.
While drinking ginseng tea, Mendel overheard two customers talking. He didn’t usually judge people, but he couldn't resist these two imbeciles. To prove his point, the bulk of their utterances included okays, likes, and you knows. As their dialogue regressed, Mendel imagined the two grunting Neanderthals exchanging ideas on life’s most crucial problems in a think tank. Everyone depended on these two geniuses for the preservation of our species. He imagined the world getting blown to smithereens as a result.
Mendel checked his watch, called an Uber and, in five-minutes, he was on his way to a Slightly Stoopid concert. Comments are closed.
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