Whilst his daily perusal of the BBC website was worthwhile, the occasional glance at world politics commendable and checks on stocks and shares indicative of good financial planning, the bulk of browsing activity was vastly embarrassing...
How increase the size of your XXXXX? Check. Hot girls in your area? Check. Symptoms of an STI? Check.
That wasn't the worst of it, though. His fiancée had recently landed a job at said firm. Website for would-be adulterers? Check. Was browser anonymity necessarily guaranteed...?