'What you looking at Linda?'
'Gym membership? Why?'
'A young lad on the bus offered me his seat.'
'He pointed at my belly!'
'Pregnant? Well, you have put on a little weight lately,' I said, as I unpacked the food.
'Well, it's humiliating and I'm taking action right now.' Her eyes then fell onto the packaging on the side. 'Ooh, chocolate eclairs, they're my favourite.'
'I know, but what about the gym?'
Her mouth was already crammed with cream. 'Tomorrow', she said. 'I'll start tomorrow.'