“I do.”
“Well how come you only have two names tattooed on your neck?”
“I ran out of money.”
“Really? I thought maybe you were playing favorites.”
“Mom’s shouldn’t play favorites. Besides, I haven’t seen any of them for five years.”
“How come? You weren’t in the joint all that time were you?”
“You don’t mind asking questions, do you, Justin?”
“Whatever the market will bear. I was just wondering why you lost custody and if your ex remarried and the step-mother adopted them.”
“Have a beer. Maybe we can change the subject.”