Traditional Christmas Theatre, by Gordon Lawrie

Did you see me mummydaddy? Did you see me mummydaddy? I was in the play. My teacher said it was not a titty play and I was third donkey so I didn't get to say anything but I got to sing away in a manger and the baby Jesus was Shirley's doll so Shirley got to be Jesusis mummy and there were kings and shepherds except there were only two kings because Gertrude forgot to come on and the sheep got mixed up with the camels and we all sang away in a manger and Tommy Maxwell wet the floor.