Stella's a little bitch,", she overheard her brother-in-law say, "she never shuts up." Stunned and fuming, Stella fled. Excuses aplenty when invited to dinner, birthday parties and other celebrations. Christmas arrived, that holiest of family gatherings - impossible to breach.
Stella went, ate and steamed. "What's the matter?" that viper asked, "our star has lost its glitter." His hypocrisy consumed her. Gift unwrapping time met with glee. Not for Stella. His turn. He held up the Bose headphones.
"That'll stop your gripes about the yapping of our neighbor's damn dog," his wife explained, innocently providing Stella with the perfect Christmas gift.
Stella went, ate and steamed. "What's the matter?" that viper asked, "our star has lost its glitter." His hypocrisy consumed her. Gift unwrapping time met with glee. Not for Stella. His turn. He held up the Bose headphones.
"That'll stop your gripes about the yapping of our neighbor's damn dog," his wife explained, innocently providing Stella with the perfect Christmas gift.
