UNFORTUNATELY AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
The actors rehearsed for weeks, learning their lines and blocking. Carpenters built sets and artists painted them. Seamstresses sewed elaborate costumes. Advertising was plastered everywhere. Opening night finally arrived. The actors took their places as the music played over the speakers. The curtains opened. The lights came up. Alas, the auditorium was empty
The actors rehearsed for weeks, learning their lines and blocking. Carpenters built sets and artists painted them. Seamstresses sewed elaborate costumes. Advertising was plastered everywhere. Opening night finally arrived. The actors took their places as the music played over the speakers. The curtains opened. The lights came up. Alas, the auditorium was empty
