Bill had a dream that made him reluctant to marry his girlfriend, Ellen. He dreamt that they had a Vegas wedding and Elvis Presley conducted the ceremony. Elvis wore a bellbottom jumpsuit with a golden cape and big dark sunglasses wrapped around his chubby face. His gyrating hips made the wedding guests swoon. While plucking his guitar, Elvis said with a curled upper lip, “I now pronounce you husband and wife. ” And then Elvis kissed Ellen on the mouth and took her into his limo and sped off, leaving Bill all alone at the altar.
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