“Tell me about yourself.”
“I’m convinced critics wildly overrate ‘Casablanca’ and ‘Citizen Kane’. I’ve survived two threesomes, one polyamorous and prolonged, the other a one-nighter; I detested both but don’t care to explain why. I hate fruitcake but love long walks in the snow—the light, dry kind. I enjoy listening to rain on a tin roof while drinking hot chocolate and re-reading Dostoevsky’s ‘The Idiot’. I vote for the lesser of two evils without dismay. In my perfect world, people relegate football an inconsequential status and presume accused folks innocent. And you, what floats your boat?”
“I’m just leaving.”
“I’m convinced critics wildly overrate ‘Casablanca’ and ‘Citizen Kane’. I’ve survived two threesomes, one polyamorous and prolonged, the other a one-nighter; I detested both but don’t care to explain why. I hate fruitcake but love long walks in the snow—the light, dry kind. I enjoy listening to rain on a tin roof while drinking hot chocolate and re-reading Dostoevsky’s ‘The Idiot’. I vote for the lesser of two evils without dismay. In my perfect world, people relegate football an inconsequential status and presume accused folks innocent. And you, what floats your boat?”
“I’m just leaving.”
