I guess you watched the little commie loser who did it , protesting his innocence.
You saw Jack Ruby off him on live TV. Terrible, but hey, Justice done. And seen to be done.
Case closed. The loner did it – the Warren Report said so. Okay, some conspiracy theories cropped up, but the Lone Gunman has been official for fifty years.
Me? Where was I?
I was behind the fence on the Grassy Knoll, blowing John Kennedy’s brains out with my 7.65 Mauser.