Ray phoned the judge, 'Sentencing Sam': “Mona’s mom has done it again. Can you revoke her license?”
“Nope. But watch me. See you in court.”
Ray offered no defense. Sam sentenced: “Reckless driving. Guilty. $1000 fine. Madam, if I see you driving again, you’re going away a long, long time.”
Ray: “Happy boss?”
Mr. Bigg: “Yep. So scared she wet her pants.”
Ray felt great. Until he remembered the elderly lady was his client, not Mona.